fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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