thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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