his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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