So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Dignity is for republicans.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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