Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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