i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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