Your tits are I can't wait for
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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