btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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