my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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