doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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