the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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