this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
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