dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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