and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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