I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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