Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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