You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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