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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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