The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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