i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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