Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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