idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
what's the vibe there?
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It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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