im about as happy as oj after his trial
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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