She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Randomize
