the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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