ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
