you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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