His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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