He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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