so that wasnt chicken after all
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Operation Purity has been aborted
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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