I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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