Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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