Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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