Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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