We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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