god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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