I'm jealous of your bromance
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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