Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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