i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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