you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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