If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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