What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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