Why are handjobs necessary in class?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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