He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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