There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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