like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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