I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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