Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
