I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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