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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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