this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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