the new term for farting is butt boxing.
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how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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