May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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