Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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