Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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