The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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